Matt Hatton - An Blogue

A brightly coloured beer can sitting on a table next to a mason jar full of piss-coloured liquid. The liquid is beer.

OccupyMyBeerGlass

Mountain Culture Beer Co. Neon Splice Juice Trip

I drank a beer. You are welcome to read my thoughts about it.

Yeah, naan

This would be an excellent name for an Indian restaurant. I'm just putting this here so that there is a date-stamped example of prior art the moment someone does this so that I can claim copyright and licence its use in exchange for free curries (and naan)

Balance

I have been thinking a lot about the why the numbers haven't changed, and what might be the cause of it. As part of that, I have now had a think about how to express the relationship between jobs, the work required to complete jobs, the cost of

Numbers

At the day job, I get to spend a lot of time thinking about workplace safety. In particular, I think about how I can solve the problem of people not really caring about workplace safety. Over the last few months, I have been wondering why the number of fatal falls

I went to the Australian Grand Prix

I got to spend the week at this year's Australian Grand Prix. Here are some things I liked and some things I did not. One of my earliest motorsport watching experiences was in 1996. This was the first year the Australian Grand Prix had been held in Melbourne,

Zoomed in photo of a takeaway shop works burger. It looks fucking amazing.

Hamburger power rankings

We tried pineapple on pizza, but what about pineapple on a burger? I want to talk to you all about my dinner the other night. It was a Friday. It had been a pretty shit week on a number of different fronts just to make the typical business take even

Blog content

Blogging is back, babbeyy. So let's get out there and do some posting. With the return of blogs to the world, or at least my world and the World of Poasting in the corner of the internet I inhabit, there is only one truth. That the best form

Putting the flute into corflute

It's almost election season in Australia, and you know what that means! Flute (n) - the male sex organ (cf. This Sporting Life et al, 1986-2008) Soon, possibly during the interregnum between this being typed and your being able to read it, it will become election season across